Cuti

Nuzul Quran, campus putrajaya cuti, xtau kenape,hehehe..mybe still dalam daerah selangor jgk kut. TERPAKSA bangun pagi, kene p MARA check pasal elaun x masuk dari januari...fati fetch me kul 9am then terus p bangunan mara, sampai kt kaunter pertanyaan..

danial: makcik, semekom, tumpang tanye, nk check pasal elaun sara diri kt mane ye..

makcik: kt sekian2 dik..lenkali jgn pakai baju kolar bulat ye..

danial: o yeke...time kasih(@#$%!!!)

fati(ade jgk watak ni): hahaha!tula,lenkali pakai la baju kolar petak ye..

dah sampai kt bahagian pinjaman tu plak, kene jupe satu lagi kaunter pertanyaan (kakak tu dgn slmber je berkaki ayam,bole plak...), so masuk la aku ke dalam tmpt kerje diorg..sesak gile dalam tu, sori xde pics, sedih sgt nk amik...kakak tu check pasal elaun aku...

kakak: ait...nape yuran awak bayar tapi elaun awak x dapat ek...

danial:.....senyum(tanye aku plak, @$#%@!!!)

kakak: sori ye danial, kami akan masuk kan SELEPAS RAYA ye...

danial: time kasih kak..(lame lagi tu, malas aku tanye kenape,mesti byk alasan die bagi nnt)

selesai sume...YAHHHH! ape lagi, bermulalah penderitaan seorang lelaki, dimana insan lemah ini terpaksa menemani seorang diktator bershopping...

tu dia....!!ni dalam banggunan mara lagi ni, mcm lipas kudung ngilang!

keasyikan dan kemahiran menelek setiap helai baju tanpa menghiraukan boypren nye yang sedih memikirkan 'gaji' yg lambat masuk itu..soalan paling mencabar: yang ni ke cantik or yang itu ke cantik or yang ini ke cantik...fuh,susah beb, padahal die dah set dah mane nk amik, saje je nk makesure ko jangan skodeng pompuan kt kedai felisa kosmetik tu.

then we headed to SOGO, aku dah kuarkan segala skill2 penat, sakit, uzur..no good, kene check EVERY floor, just look at those people(pics)...nk try baju pun kene bratur!ini kan tunggu nk bayar..b4 tu die belek2 nk cari baju kurung...bukan dah 10 pasan ke beli!!!slamber je jawab: ini utk p kubur punye lain, nk p masjid lain...nk p umh kwn lain...nk p tandas lain..anyway, she bought me a shirt,hehehe..senyap terus! she also bought baju raya for her bro n sis, nice of her, kakak sulong la katakan..igt nnt nk try mintak PS3 dgn kakak mithali ni plak la,hehehe..

balik, yeaaahh!!ajak fati g bazar melawati yg peeeeeeeenuh dgn aweks2 mtv wannabe-gambar mulut muncung myspace-push up-shorts lupe shave. boleh tahan jgk budak kecik ni, sume makanan die nk beli..die kate selama ni keluarge aku beli makanan kt situ cukup utk die sorang je! die cakap serupa bikin bai..berbuke xpandang org siut!!!laju je!hahaha!

got my car back from pomen, this time waterpump rosak rupenye..it took 2days for them to find the bogey part. still ade beberape probs yg kene settle kemudian, center bullet aku tu mcm dah karat dalam je,bunyi bende bergetar dlm tu, my rear absorber dah bocor rasenye, dah on -time pun, kene service balik tu. my friends said that it is too hard for normal driving, maybe time sevice tu aku patut set kan ke softer settings. those brake pads still works, but rasenye nk tukar yang syok skit, mamandangkan ade 1-2 dying moments kt atas jalan tu, so kene consider jgk tu..

challo..

warung dusun

weekend, teman fati ke shah alam selesaikan hal die, amik has then p ampang park(pic),banyak jgk jual baju..aku x tgk pun, ramai manusia,pening...looking for psp games,mahal siut!RM6 satu game!dahla saiz berlainan..

that day fati cadang nak berbuka dengan ex-housemate+badrul at gearbox@ kedai abg Fati. we reach bangi kul5pm then cop tempat and go straight to bazar ramadhan kat seksyen1 bandar baru bangi (shell), tapi tempat tu mcm xmeriah je mase blajar2 dulu(xabis bljr pn lagi)..ke peniaga2 tu sume dah konvo kut,yela dekat ngan UKM kan. kalu x dulu berhimpit2.no more putu bambu..no more kakak apam balik..no more brother jual levis harga 100-turun-20 instant...

menu biase je oder..(bad & fati)

e'in dan has-akak-ekzos-wira-special-edition

gearbox ni umpama second house kami (semuuuuuuuuua rakan2) sbb mknn sane murah2(thanks to abang fati!)service pn laju (org klate kan,cepat je siap). highly recommended.

bile la nk repair heli ni..(lokasi: tengah2 bulatan putrajaya, near masjid)

LEGO sale

name saya Mr. KUTU

saya tido 23jam sehari, dimana-mana tempat dingin (hawa dingin's a good option)

ini kucing fati, ade selimut, pun suke tido..

ini pun patung...er, kucing fati, x suke bangun..hahhaha!

this is what i manage to grab time LEGO sale kat pj seksyen14 aritu, rugi x datang awal, byk dah habis..i got this for only RM16! (market price is about $50), minat lego..

Campus ade buat Step-Ledder tennis match where sume peserta boleh cabar-mencabar, sape menang dapat point..kene banyak practise, lack of match training..3games so far, lost to Fattah, win against Josh (aku tau ko bagi can josh,hehehe), and a lucky tiebreak win against mu cousin (sorry herry,hehehe, sape suruh ko bagi aku kejar from 1-5!)

idea dari springboard olympic..

ewah cakpong..cakpong!

Kota sarat disimpan tempayan

Zahir berlian di sunyi hari

Harta rakyat dijadikan taruhan

Akhir kebencian menjadi api.

Gula dan santan diuli roti

Kelapa diparut dimakan sama

Bila kebencian menjadi api

Apa dihasut ditelan semua.

Anak singa di Pulau Teberau

Anak tebuan seekor lari

Jika negara sudah kacau

ELOKLAH TUAN MENGUNDUR DIRI.

Pergilah mandi di Titi Tinggi

Jalan tersepak tali pencuci

Carilah ganti berbudi tinggi

BUKAN PEROMPAK GANTI PENCURI.

(taken from: drmaza.com)

Lawak

i copied this from Aug's edition of Readers Digest, klakar siut, pelik kucing aku tgk aku tgelak2 pagi2 bute..

1. Dany cant figure out what to get his girl for her birthday. "oh", she says, "just take me somewhere expensive", so he drops her off at the PATROL STATION.
2. looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spotted am empty seat near the pitch, He ask the man sitting next to it if the seats are taken. "no", he replied, "i used to take my wife to all the games, but ever since she passed away, I've gone alone." "why don't you invite along your friends", the fan ask......."i cant, they're all at the funeral."
3. mat zali refuses to get out of bed. " i cant go to school, the kids make fun of me, the teachers hate me, and i have to work so much!"..."mat zali, you have to go to school", her mother says, "You are the principal".
4. while speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner. as she passes him, she leans out the window and screams "PIG!". astonished, the man turns his his head back and shouts back, "IDIOT!". then he rounds the bend and crashed into a pig....<---nice one,hahaha!!
5. two tourist are driving through Wales. they decided to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (madefaka..this is the real name place). baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and ask, "would you please say where we are- very slowly", the Welshmen leans over and says very slowly, "burr-gerr-kinngg."

laughter is the best medicine, harharhar!