Thursday, October 16, 2008

kurap-panau-scebish-sopak-kusta-kayap

teman ayah aku p buat medical check-up kt tawakal, jln jem mcm kerbau makan nasi mentah! so tunggu punye lame, aku decide nk check dgn doc sebelah tu pasal ade mcm tompok kat lengan aku ni, die akan gatal lepas aku main sukan(berpeluh la), risau plak takut kusta ke, kurap kura2 ke.


punyela lame tunggu turn nk masuk, nurse2 kt situ plak duk mengupat mcm pertandingan menjerit antara tingkap umah-kuat gile mengupat!ade pulak budak kecik ni duk usha aku main psp seolah-olah die yg tgh main!aku plak yg kene sengetkan kepala untuk bagi laluan kepala die-punye la rapat,hahah!


"mohd danial",hohoho,turn aku masuk..TAK SAMPAI 5SAAT! doc tu tgk: "ini panau ni",zup2 tulis name ubat, then tekan loceng....maaaaak,gitu je!aku sempat bagi salam & cakap "ni ha doc tangan saye ni..",sblm kete potong dgn ayat doc tu tadi,hehehe. 5saat & rm70 kemudian, phone doc berbunyi....wow samsung Omnia i900 siut!aku tanye la,"ok ke phone ni doc?", doc jawab: "kalu saye jwb, ni kire consultation charge lain plak tau,hahahaha!", aku mcm lambat register skit, sbb xsure doc ni bergurau ke atau serious, baik aku blah je.


kuar hospital, kene saman la plak, tiket parking tamat tempoh, bagero betul:



on the way back tu, jem lagi!kali ni sbb ade weird accident kat setapak tu, ade kenari ni 'parking' upside-down, aku tergelak sorang2, bapak aku tanye nape? sbb aku teringat ade email from e'in a.k.a supplier email:

-kene makan ubat panau seminggu, panau no more, insya-Allah.

Monday, October 13, 2008

spoilt brat

umur vs point bergune(10max)
baru beranak,10..maximun sbb sume org happy tgk budak kecik, suke ketawa, xselalu nangis, xkisah kene dukung dgn org lain, xpayah tido kat buai pun xpe, slalu kene tarik hidung sbb hidung kepet.
dah range 5tahun, ok lagi, anak kesayangan abah, senang dapat mainan, adik abang sume xdapat, kecik2 dah suke duduk atas riba ayah mase driving, suke bwk keta dah. masuk tadika chinese, konon lagi advance learningnye..abang adik tadika melayu kodi je.
dah range 10 tahun, sekolah kat kertih, ala2 private skolah tu, under petronas, ade aircon, skolah mmg cantik, blajar pun slalu dapat top 10 je, mainan slalu dapat...tamiya,transformers, lego, playdough, name it, senang je. upsr pun bagus..keegoannya bertambah rakus lagi,huhuhu..
dah range 15tahun, masuk boarding school, lambat adapt, dah 3tahun masuk baru reti cakap trengganu, dapat kelas pertengahan je, tapi smangat blajar+sukan mmg baik lagi time tu, time prep tu asyik bace buku geo dgn sejarah je..hafal tu babe!science jgn cerite la,berdebat dgn cikgu zul lagi tu lepas kertas pmr. result pun ok jgk. parents slalu datang..bwk pusing bandar dungun makan kfc atau a&w atau pun uitm hotel makan chicken chop.
dah umur 20-an ni...hampeh, pemalas, makan kuat, suke tido, smayang pun kalu x set jam, mesti burn punye..segala semangat makin hilaaaaang, time ni plak adik abang makin menonjol, sume dah bole bagi duit raya..aku..stil terima duit raya lagi,hehehe..
perjalanan grap tu...takut aku nk bayangkan lagi..


Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The LYNX is dead!


Salam, selamat hari raya!!

losing little kilos during ramadhan but gain many kilos during aidilfitri, hohoho!
pegi teman sahabat tukar injection kit (mentang2 duit raya die banyak), he had a dilemma of choosing between speedworks K&N or SIMOTA Carbon Fibre Kit. both looks nice, both claiming they have the better product. K&N is more straight-direct to the header while the almost-standard-look SIMOTA having several bendings before entering the throttle body (thus, creating more minor+major loss rite..kan..).
personally, i prefer the K&N (bcoz aku pakai la!hehehe) and for satria neo, it`s place betul2 kat muncung depan tu, thus more cold air(more oksigen..kan). lagi pun ade heatshield utk prevent pasir-debu-air ke.
banyak orang 'hebat' cakap, x perlu pun pasang menatang injection kit ni, banyak songehnye: mahal la, tipu la, increase power sbb test mase hud dibuka la, psikologi bunyi je la, kalu-power-kenapa-xpasang-dari-kilang la, pakai in-box je la..tapi kalu kite positioned menatang tu kat tempat strategik skit, 4sure bagus punye! the main things is to get as much cold air as posibble.


there goes the original intake (one of the nicest intake design)


tu dia..dengan masyuknye brother pomen tu sumbat menatang ni, hehehe. ade 10 pomen, 2 je buat kerje, lain tu sibuk belek2 kete si polan ni, hahaha!nasib ko la polan, pakai kete limited edition lagi.

tadaaa!! kemas gile speedworks ni buat, cepat je, mesra plak tu, x mengira kaum mau pun agama,huhuhu! untuk la pakai kereta nasional, parts2 yang dibuat mmg mass production which is more kemas+suited, kalu custom tu nampak huduh je, senget2 la. start kereta, tekan minyak bagai nak gile beberapa kali (tu standard ritual kalu tukar air filter kereta ni,hehehe). aahh..merdu nye bunyi enjin(ahahaha!), some said that the simota produce a louder suction sound..suuuud!!!suuuuud!!!bunyi sedutnye,huhuhu!


tapi got one single problem which is the heatshield is not in stock, so kene tunggu seminggu le..


proud owner (ini bukan benggil ye,hahaha!)


in the same workshop, i spotted a weird color scheme neo with a intercooler on it, i asked the foreman, he said it's own by the *&^%^$(hehehe, takut la nk sebut,kene ISA nnt), he said that speedworks had just finished the turbo kit for campro engine, said to produce more that 150whp, thats awesome!!!but comes with a price of almost RM10k...gile babeng bole dapat 4G63 je,hehehe..

turbo-kit for campro

Dah selesai sume (after huge amount of duit raya spend for the injection kit) ape lagi...kami pun test la kete sipolan ni..all i can say is: The Lynx is Dead....hahaha! now his baby got a better mid-range pulling power, senang2 je cilok..xterkejar aku bai!benci2!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

pagi ni aku kene anta adik aku ke interview. jem gile babeng nk ke sane..then aku lepak klcc tapi sume kedai x buke lagi..mujur xsampai sejam interview tu. she called so aku g amik die, then mase nk amik die aku prasan sebijik lamborghini ni park sebelah opis tu, kt traders hotel, ini bukan ordinary lambo ni...ini LP640!!

plate die S ** rasenye, murcielago biase pun dah nk dekat rm 3mil bai!!ini kirenye model paling gempak la..sape la yg berduit pakai ni ek..gile2.


640bhp, 660Nm, 0-100kmh in 3.3second, 340 kmh topspeed..

carbon fiber merata hawa, paddle shift automated gearbox..gile!




Thursday, September 18, 2008

dua kali dah..

my lecturer right now is organizing a step-ledder tennis match in our campus, konsep die kite boleh cabar sape2 yang register pertandingan tu.

sejak belajar kt U ni, aku prasan graf pmainan aku makin turuuuunnn...dulu rasenye serve tu laju la jugak, backhand tu ala2 safin la jugak, volley tu bole la cari makan, but my forehand mmg x masyuk sgt. TAPI tu dulu la,mase sekolah,hahaha!mase masuk matrik, tu la peak aku,main dengan mantapnye!membelasah setiap student or lecturer yg ade( sbb court tu laluan pelajar pompuan kuar bersukan,yeaah!)

tapi skang..main pun seminggu sekali je, refleks dh mcm babi gemuk duduk dalam kandang,lembab!serve mcm orang utan lempar pisang ke atas, backhand..backhand plg aku benci!nk placing pun susah! aku rase la(rase je ni) step aku ni dah terabur la..bahu-kekuda-refleks-stamina sume dah OUT!OUTTTTTT!!!!

this is my 4th match..

1st match lawan fattah, my doubles partner. i lost 4-7. i deserve that. fattah was faster,stronger forehand+serve, more creative, mentally prepared than me.

2nd match was with saudara Joshua, i won 7-4, i think. that was my best game so far, but i noticed that josh was 'letting' me win (sbb prof azree datang kut!hahhaha!)anyway josh was not in his best 'set-up' tu..his serve was good, but plenty of double faults,hehehe..

my 3rd match is with my cousin herry, ni kelakar..hehehe, i won 7-6 tiebreak. my cousin lead me 6-3 at one time (format is best of 7, not proset format), aku dalam hati dah: adui, malu nye kalah ni. aku main teruk gile kut!mcm orang baru blajar tenis!step ntah kemane sume ntah kemane la!! aku keep on main, normal stroke(x kuat langsung) kejar2+spupu aku pun ade buat error jgk, ke 6-6,hahaha!time tu die la mule pressure sbb dh leading banyak. mase tiebreak pulak die leading aku 5-1!!!tapi ntah mcm mane ntah aku bole menang 8-6,hhaahah!serious aku teruk gile main aritu. but credit to my cousin yang level permainan die dah improve gile babeng!!i remember that game he got lots of winning points from me, aku xde satu pun!just rely on his error je, bacul gile victory aku..

4th match which is today, aku di challenge oleh kawan herry, si helmi (new club presiden), x silap aku die ni stat main tennis same dengan si herry ni, kirenye level diorg agak sama la. aku jangkakan die ni akan ade advantage same mcm cousin aku( strong cross court)sbb aku ni slow& less reflects, so helmi ni bakal dapat winning points. seperti yang dijangkakan..hahaha!die lead aku 4-0!aku dalam hati dah: aduh...jgn la kalah, please...i remember what fattah said to me earlier before( fattah won againts helmi) that just play normal stroke, pukul masuk je, tunggu error helmi, ITU YANG AKU BUAT,hahahaha!menjadi plak tu! sbb baru aku prasan, kalu aku main agressif padahalnye aku xcukup agressif, mmg x akan jadi!eg: kalu aku crosscourt, so aku akan biarkan sebelah court aku kosong, which aku TAK AKAN sempat nk cover, so itu la kelemahan aku sekarang...gemok-lemak berat.so aku just main rally, buat lob2 bacui satu due,hehehe...then aku rapat ke 3-5,then 5-5!!hahaha!time tu la helmi mule dah stress, more2 errors!yeaaaa!6-5 aku leading,yes!pastu bole plak aku buat ngade2 p ke 6-6 plak..langsung kene tiebreak,bangang!!that tiebreak aku mng 7-4,alhamdullih...

mesti bengang 2 2 ekor tu sbb dah leading tapi kalah jgk,hahaha!credit to diorg jgk, dh improve gile.mmg sebelum ni aku underestimate diorg tu, baru aku tau langit tinggi rendah. cume diorg tu belum kuat lagi mental game.

looking forward 4 my next game..hopefully its getting better..challo