ewah cakpong..cakpong!

Kota sarat disimpan tempayan

Zahir berlian di sunyi hari

Harta rakyat dijadikan taruhan

Akhir kebencian menjadi api.

Gula dan santan diuli roti

Kelapa diparut dimakan sama

Bila kebencian menjadi api

Apa dihasut ditelan semua.

Anak singa di Pulau Teberau

Anak tebuan seekor lari

Jika negara sudah kacau

ELOKLAH TUAN MENGUNDUR DIRI.

Pergilah mandi di Titi Tinggi

Jalan tersepak tali pencuci

Carilah ganti berbudi tinggi

BUKAN PEROMPAK GANTI PENCURI.

(taken from: drmaza.com)

Lawak

i copied this from Aug's edition of Readers Digest, klakar siut, pelik kucing aku tgk aku tgelak2 pagi2 bute..

1. Dany cant figure out what to get his girl for her birthday. "oh", she says, "just take me somewhere expensive", so he drops her off at the PATROL STATION.
2. looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spotted am empty seat near the pitch, He ask the man sitting next to it if the seats are taken. "no", he replied, "i used to take my wife to all the games, but ever since she passed away, I've gone alone." "why don't you invite along your friends", the fan ask......."i cant, they're all at the funeral."
3. mat zali refuses to get out of bed. " i cant go to school, the kids make fun of me, the teachers hate me, and i have to work so much!"..."mat zali, you have to go to school", her mother says, "You are the principal".
4. while speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner. as she passes him, she leans out the window and screams "PIG!". astonished, the man turns his his head back and shouts back, "IDIOT!". then he rounds the bend and crashed into a pig....<---nice one,hahaha!!
5. two tourist are driving through Wales. they decided to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (madefaka..this is the real name place). baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and ask, "would you please say where we are- very slowly", the Welshmen leans over and says very slowly, "burr-gerr-kinngg."

laughter is the best medicine, harharhar!

how to make a campro FAST!

senang je..bawak la laju, ha...laju la die!;-)

dulu kalau roll-start je memang kene sayurla campro tu dengan aku, any gear!

skarang, siut!!!!cucuk rapat je!!!xde makin jarak pun, tidak!!!tidak!!!

jeng jeng jeng..

Friendship Day

Saturday 26th..

Uniten were invited t0 the friendship day organized by MMU cyberjaya. there were several type of sports: football, futsal, netball, tennis, basketball..and some other which Uniten didnt sent: tug of war, dooge ball, swimming.

we're supposed to be at MPH at 6.45AM...so from ampang, i set the alarm @ 6am..tapi bangun pukul 6.30am!!!hahaha!mandi sembahyang then F1 to pickup Josh(team manager) at kajang at 6.50am, fattah called several times telling that the bus will be leaving soon!

supposely i choose to be the team manager-lah, but our top 2 players pull-out in the night before the games!WTF!ade hal penting kut,ntahla....

for tennis, there is 1men single, 1 ladies single and 1mix double, 2 reserve player...on the way to uniten onny, our ladies player call me, said that she cant call the other 2 girl (pun bgn lewat jgk...hahaha!), so i decided to pick them at their apartment since the bus was already leaving..

the registration was schedule at 7.30am, but josh & me waited at the makcik guard near Ilmu from 7.15m-7.35am!!!make up ke ape!!! selesai diorang, amik onny at Murni then shoot to MMU..as SAFELY as i could,hehehe..bolehla dengar orang selawat,tafakur kat seat belakang tu:-)

nasib baik sampai on time, parking sebelah Cheif De Mission pulak tu!(die marah player drive ke MMU,suruh naik bas aje!) muke die lain macam je...hheehhe. we pick our free goodies and went straight to the tennis court.

Friendship Day is actually a try-out sports for the IPTS since all of them were 'boikoted' by the IPTA's MASUM..and we're drawn in groupA together with NILAI collage and UTP. Fattah (adik benggil) played single and he won both mathces, good job bro!!i loose in both mix double matches..lubuk betul aku ni,hehehe..We lost in both team match (1-2, 1-2) and didnt proceed to the semifinals..

one interesting moments was the we played UTP, the didnt sent their mix double list (which is suppose to BEFORE the match) our team manger argued and the umpire said that we're given a victory against them...BUT the UTP player( which accidentally know one of the umpires, fark-it!) and other teams insist that we should wait for the player- on the way from KL (rase nak lempang je mmu official tu, for the sake of FRIENDSHIP la konon, babi gemok kau la!)..so we waited for 20minutes..yeah 20mins ok...last2 kalah jugak kitorang,hahaha,loser gile!

• MASUM lagi seronok, boleh bergaul dengan manusia "normal", x macam sukan IPTS ni, sume stock2 :"hey, awak miskin, get away from me!"
• other ladies players lavels were outstanding! they are real tennis player!

kitorang balik awal..yela,dah kalah sume game, xpayah la tunggu sampai 6.30pm!skang baru pukul 1pm, but there's a problem, ade sekor ni nk balik jugak...hahaha!fattah ni punyela malu( kalau laki kene pakai tudung mmg kompin die pakai punye!) setelah nasihat& pujukan beratus-ratus kali barula die ikut, 4orang belakang..biase la!dulu2 zaman the GEDIKs tu selambe je naik kereta aku 6orang,hehehe.

hu...terasa nak makan sushi la!

pemangkin asap

last night kereta fati ade "engine check" warning when she drove back from dinner. aku dah pening kepala dah..ni mesti sbb aku repair ekjos(aku suke sebut camni) aritu...

kisahnye: fati tinggalkan kereta untuk direpair ekjos nye tu, aku pun p la kt tempat yg slalu tukar tu, tukar tabung tengah je..dah karat+berlubang+taik carbon.skali tokey tu cucuk suruh buang isi catalytic converter tu untuk mendapatkan POWER lebih skit,hehehe...

menatang catalyst @ pemangkin ni terletak kt bahagian ekjos korang, untuk 'menapis' gas2 beracun from our engine.

(struktur pemangkin asap dan lokasi daaaaan isi kandungan)

so petang tadi aku p la check kat service center kajang tu, die kate "aiya...nape lu buang itu benda ho.." die kate punca 'engine check' tu nyala is because kat menatang tu ade 2 sensor, before and after, so before ni sensor pertama akan menerima gas kotor and sensor kedua akan dapat gas "bersih" selepas penapisan tu. tapi sekarang....pemangkin tu dah takde-kosong, so both sensor tu detach the same content of poisonous gases. dalam hati aku : pelik plak, neoR3 tukar header tu xde ape pun...) die kate bende ni xbole cure melainkan aku kene pakai semula@ beli baru menatang tu...aku pun,ok la kan, xde hal punye...aku tanye harge: RM3000...3000!!!!!fark!!!mahalnye..ha mula la die kate ade emas la, titanium la sume bende ade dalam tu, aku mcm ngaga je bile die sembang, nk terduduk pun ade gak, dalam kepala dah serabut kelapa dah...

aku kate, xpe la tokey...saya bincang dulu. aku terus pi ke servis center area setapak plak where i usually service there. diorg lain plak.....diorg kate ade ceramic, emas, pearl..aduh,kene RM2200, still mahal!!!

xpuas hati, aku p balik ke kedai ekjos tu( dekat je dari lokasi tu) dan tunjuk problem tu ke tauke kedai tu. die kate ni 1st time bende ni terjadi, die dah banyaaaaak kali buat, xde ape pun, pastu aku cakapla, menatang ni mahal kalu nak ganti, 2nd hand pun xde lagi sbb kete ni agak baru la. die pun offer aku untuk modified bende tu, tapi gune kereta lain punye..RM400, ahh!!!nk bayar nape plak!bukan salah aku pun, pikir balik, aku pun blah je la, kene bincang dulu.

on the way back, my dad call kate kereta dah siap, dah siap!!!!cepat gile,compare dengan 2bulan tersadai kat kedai melayu tu..dah sampai kedai ford tu, aku saje la tanye tokey tu since he's on of the best 'wayarman' in kl, pasal kereta faty tu la, die dengan selambe je kate xpayah ganti catalyzer tu, diorg menipu je. lagi bagus buang menatang tu,hehehe...LEGA lutut ni dibuatnye,hahahaha!!!