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Here’s the rule:

Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true

Leave the fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test


I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of books. autocar,evo
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. hati, or dalam kereta
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. dalam kereta je,nampak garang sket..
I’m TOTALLY smart.-ass
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. nak 'beli' anak orang kene ade $ bai..
I love sushi. ko bagi 100 pinggan unagi pun aku sapu..
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling. abang,adik,adik berbulu&kaki 4
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent. bagi any gadget..10minit aku mahir
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. sloth lagi rajin dari aku
I have a lot of friends. sombong skit
I am currently single
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone. bole mati radiasi
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop. pitih tadok boh..
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. try suke sume orang
I’m a pretty good dancer. xpandai cucuk langit
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone. V3xx
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. konpius..
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. try nk beranikan diri dah skang..
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. skolah
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. suke MJ je
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friends’ ex.
I am happy at this moment!! happy sebab lain,sedih sebab lain..
I’m obsessed with guys
I study for tests most of the time. ni penyakit aku..
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job. i wish i had a job..
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. tapak kaki cacat..kene pakai Teva
I have jumped off a bridge. ke dalam tali air
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical instrument. gitar skit2 bole la
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant. awek suruh,sbb nk kumpul & beli lense
I hate office jobs. keje idak lagi dah pandai benci..
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.offer anta adik ke opis pagi bute
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle. bunyi pelik..
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. kekadang, kalu mimpi hantu
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.siap ade port sendiri tuh..
I have jazz in my blood.bagi ceria skit..ntah2 dah ade kut
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist. kureng seni
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie. suke drive laju

STABBING:(kalu rajin la..)

1. bad
2. nadiah jele
3. min
4. farah
5. yani

Kotak Merah

I was looking at mudah.com.my sajer2 cari barang, then pagi tu, aku ternampak 1 ad ni pasal used Recaro seats for rm733 je, mint condition!! i'd noticed yg ad tu ade 2 (2unit la), so aku nk check out yg 2nd tu. berangan2 jgk la nk cari recaro ni, maklum la kete 2pintu, seat aku plak kalu di'baring'kan, die xakan kembali ke position asal..so Recaro ni boleh!(mcm seat satria Gti, Putra tu...). xseampat aku nk check 2nd item tu, barang tu dah lesap!cepat gile orang beli!!! bengang gile..

then sudden, i came with this used lense, a 70-300 telepoto micro lense yg ade mamat ni nk jual, RM400...wow, aku dalam hati kate "murah nye menatang nih, kat lowyat bole dapat dalam rm750" curi ke rosak ni..warranty ade 12bulan lagi, ish!baru lg ni! nah....!aku pun xkisah la sgt, eventough aku xberapa pandai sgt beli brg2 2nd hand ni, tapi aku kalu bole nk juge merasa lense2 panjang ni,hahaha!

i called abang tu, die ajak jumpe nk tgk barang tu kat area rumah aku, risau, aku ajak jele skali, manela tau, orang ni nk tipu ke, samun aku ke..as a precaution je. dah sampai tempat tu, abang tu cerita la, die baru beli 2hari, tunjuk resit skali tuh..camera die kene curi (luckily lense tu x kene), so die nk jual la menatang ni nk amik modal balik....kisahnye. aku xkisah, janji aku gembira sbb dpt bende yg 40% cheap for sumthing yg baru 20snap je taken, huhuhu!

weekends, my mom ajak p melalak kat pavilion since my sister cuti.

weekend ni mahal skit! RM25++ sekor..gile babeng, makanan xsehebat weekdays punye..11am-3pm.

(pompuan ni nyanyi xsedap LANGSUNG)

(combined this 2 will nanah ur ear..)

(kakak2 waitress berebut2 mintak sign aku)

abih melalak, aku jln2 ngan fam then kebetulan bunk-face buat show kat tengah2 tu, for F1 promotion, speaking of f1....nk dekat dah ni, hopefully bile tanye my cousin, die slalu p 'menembak' kat acara2 yg gempak2 ni (A1,motogp, juara lagu,ltdl),hehehe, berangan jgk nk ikot kan..

(bunk face)

sire...! please change me oil!!

3months, it's time to change minyak hitam kete, p kedai panjang after bfast, dah banyak kereta, mcm biase, my dad ade..hehehe (potong que).

change to normal semi-syntethic, minyak lame tu ok lagi actually, cume maybe banyak cebisan2 besi sbb baru tukar parts aritu.

(10-40W caltex)

tgh belek2 enjin tibe2 my uncle pun datang nk check disc brake die, bunyi bising skit, check sbb melekat ngan cover disc belakang tu..

(paksu)

Sakur..Oldtow

Best gile kalau jejalan g bandung..nak ikut,tapi...ah,biar la aku pendam sorang2(puke!), bestnye dapat beli lamborghini, bole bawak laju, orang pandang tinggi, silap2 bole parking free je kat pintu depan shopping mall. lagi best kalu dapat beli kondo sebelah exxonmobil yg harge berjuta2, bole jogging tiap2 hari tgk titties kat KLCC park. lagi best kalu dapat buat court tennis depan lawn, siap ngan dinding supaya bole main sorang2 kalu kawan xde, free je main, xpayah bayar ikut hours..

harge interest kereta for certain carmaker dah turun..xtau nape. Lepak di Sakura Kristal Melawati with hamdan n jele, 10minit 'awok' ni usha menu, last2 oder nasi goreng je..

(hamdan bersama Milo '0' kurang pekat)

saje tanye diorang ni memandangkan diorg ni tgh semangat nk beli kete baru, maklumla, engineer berjaya..hadiah untuk diri sendiri. tanyela pasal mane bagus: beli kete downpayment tinggi ke rendah lg bagus...amik 7 atau 9tahun loan ke...camne nak dapat full loan..rm90k '09 honda city or rm90k '02 bmw318i ke...kalu ade duit sedebok(banyak) baik beli umah dulu or kereta dulu ke..

(tolong, sikat saye hilang)

3jam lepak sambil tgk waitress yang cun-ketat-cute(kate fati)-menggiurkan, kalu kene halau ngan brother waiter(die prasan kami usha,so die jeles kut) tu sbb nk tutup kedai. tanpa membuang masa, 2rakan ku yg memang xtahan sabar nk di amik gambar terus berlari meniggalkan sakura lalu men'chop' kan diri di tempat masing2 utk shooting..

(polan: nye, amik gambar kitorang ala candid k!)

aku pening kepala mikir camne nk focus kan ke setan2 ni, asyik focus background je..(ni yg smangat nak beli 50mm f\1.8 ni,hahaha!)

(kami ketakutan bile diperhatikan oleh pekerja korek jalan di seberang)

Ijal YM ajak lepak oldtown, splash&dash je, diorg pun xnak lame, penat kerja. Otai camera zul pun ade, beliau membelek setiap penjuru camera pinjam ku, memang celah bontot je jika dibandingkan ngan D80 milik beliau.

(hafiz & ba'im)

bosan melihat buletin utama yg menyambut 'kemenangan' diorg, suke aku dengar 'ceramah' dari benggil @ hafiz, biasa la kami ni still mude, suke memberontak,suke dengar mane yang benar, xsuke ditipu, kalau dah media utama pun bagi berita palsu @salah tafsir, jgn harap la kami nak sokong parti pembohong tu..

(ijal 'penat')

Syukur la kawan2ku ni bole tolong selit2kan masuk opis diorang, jadi dispatch or tukar photocopy ke,hehehe. thanks guys! well, dengar cerita ford focus baru dah kuar, dlm rm112k..cheap la compare ngan honda civic, tapi orang takut kut nak pakai sebab service center pun brape kerat je..

ha, baru ni pun ade testing nokia 5800 kat kedai, syok jgk, skrin sesentuh die good, senang pegang(kurus-tebal), cume konsistensi menekan tu xbrape masyuk sgt..contoh: ade icon ni skali touch je,than ade yg kene double 'click' pulak, not as smooth as capasitance type(LG or IPhone), tapi dah cukup senang untuk pakai, harge ori set pun rm1499, murah dari lain..

(Zul yg semakin pajang misainye..budget matured la tu ek)

1am, mak aku baru sampai umah, bas die rosak!!b4 tu die ngan geng 'pocho2' p RTM ade liveshow dgn wanita ikon '08 (pakai bantley continetal dow...$1mil tu..), mama seronok tunjukkn doorgift die ke adik aku, sambil aku buat die sakit hati dengan amik gambar with flash on,hahahah! si bulu merajuk xnak diambil gambar sebab dapat makanan perasa ayam (silap beli,patut IAMS tuna!).

pencuri malaysia will love it!

honda civic typeR FD2, dah banyak tgk atas jalan, rm199k monster yang terkenal dengan superduper hard suspension settings umpama kete racing yg ade no plate. malaysia is the only country outside japan yg dapat privillage untuk jual the ultimate honda civic..

this is the soup-up model to the already ultimate honda civic, the MugenRR advance concept, prasan x almost the whole body using carbon fiber (ringan). carbon fiber ni la yg menjadi idola kepada perompak2 di negara kite, mangsa2nye ialah spoiler satria R3, bonet2 evo dan bla2..

(doors,bonnet,roof&bumpers are all carbon fibers)

this car lapped the famous Tsukuba circuit almost 3seconds faster..jauh tu. enjin pun 260hp (222hp normal typeR), dengar cerita kete ni almost twice harge asal.

(not sure those deffusers tu funtion ke x, xpaham bahase jepun le)

(175kg lighter!! 3x berat aku tuh!!)

cube bayangkan, 175kg tu dah beza macam ko drive sorang, and drive with 3member dalam kereta..pintu2 tu saje dah jimat puluhan KG. ini kalau eksiden kan...aduh jenuh nk menggantinye.

(note the engine cover..pergh!)

seronoknye dapat melenjan sampai 9000rpm & xpayah pikir enjin rosak ke kan..

Wiliams

Tajul called, ajak lepak..kebetulan atong baru abis kerje kat site, then terus ke rumah aku, p ke wiliams dengan die. hujan lebat time tu, so kami terpaksa duduk dalam, kedai yang cantik-kemas tu.

tajul n hamdan dah sampai went atong n me tibe, xramai die ajak, sbb tajul dah pakai no baru, so byk no member 'belum sempat' nk masuk. ade jgk yang x angkat phone, bz kut. jele, dani(not me) and fati also came.

oder 'chicken kief(betul ke eja ni)', sedap jgk, makan time hujan sambil pecah perut dgr celoteh mamat 'cine' tu.

(jele all the way from klang..)

seronok dengar tajul cerita pasal kehidupan kat cine, sape2 nk oder gadget2 made-in-cine bole la kirim thru die, hehehe..

fati have to go back early, xsempat nk pau makanan die, next time la. die tengah serabut kepala nk mikir nk beli kete ape..porsche,ferrari,bentley,pagani zonda,lotus, koenigsegg, lamborghini, or persona H-line..

(hamdan..mcm korek taik bijih je ko ni)

(atong, pipi kurus)

aishah sempat 3G dengan kitorang, mahal call jauh2 tu,hehehe. hujan lebat amat sampai bocor atas zink tu, menitik air atap tu masuk dalam ribena aku!

(dan&dan)

(pics ni sume B&W atas kehendak member kami yang 'gelap', hahaha!)

11pm sume balik, tumpang hamdan. sembang2....aduh, kene sambar mane2 keje skang ni, gawat ni mcm serious je..adoi!

sabtu aritu..

gi teman fattah beli raket kat pertama knowing that the day before kereta kawan die kene 'raped', habis seat, gear knob sume...xbaik betul pencuri tu.

petang tu fati called, cakap yg bad nak blanje makan, hehehe, sepantas kilat ku datang walaupun jauh! jele pun kebetulan baru habis kerje, so die pun jalaaan jugok.

(Bad dan ofismate)

(Has dan Fati..... pelanggan lain terpaksa keluar sbb xtahan bising)

(Dafi-baik punye and me)

Lepak sampai magrib, smyg kat Syakirin, then nk melupakan segala kekalutan, diorg nk amik gambar.

(kami nyaris dihalau pakgard kerana kenyaringan..)

(kami nyaris ditangkap pakgard kerana takutkan kanak-kanak dengan kenyaringan..)

(pendatang2 asing mula 'angkat kaki' khuatir kedatangan fati & Haz)

(Has ceria lately ni...xtau kenape..)

(Kerja toyota bole pecah kepala..)

hehehe, cerita2 terbabit adalah rekaan semata2, nasib baik manU dapat penalti aritu, susah gile lawan everton, kesian chelsea kalah ngan liverpool, bukan team kaya wajib menang sume ke..pelik. kepada pencuri2 ni, janganla mencuri, nanti anak keturunan ko akan mencuri, atau kene balas balik. kesian tuan bende yg ko curi tu..die beli untuk die pakai, tapi ko free2 je curi, xbaik dow...